Shopkeeper opens furniture shop shutter early in the morning. The sunlight falls directly on a bean bag lying in a corner. The bean bag is Ramu, the house servant.
RAMU (Servant talking in Bangladeshi accent):
“Arey baba re.. abar aishya gesey gambat ta shokal shokal.” “Kichhukhhon shanti te ghumoteyo debe na haramjada ta..”
BORO BOUMA (Big Dining Table):
“Ramu!! Kirey?? Ekhono ghumochhish??”
“Shokal
hoye geche…dokaan khuley geche… boli cha ta ke banabey?”
BORO CHELE (Big Wardrobe):
“Aah! Astey astey… eto chellachho keno?”
“Baba jege jabey je!”
BORO
BOUMA: “Thamo toh! Jegey jabey toh jabey..”
“Boli ghor er kaj kore ta ke ami chhara?”
RAMU (hiding in background): “Maa Jogodatti… shob e naki uni koren!”
BORO
BOUMA: “Chhoto bou toh saradin nijeke ainae dekhteyi byashto..”
“Oi
dekho, seje gujey dibbi dulchhey boshey boshey. Uh, Nyaki Kothakar!” (Red Velvet Revolving Chair)
“Ar oi
dekho tomar Chhoto Bhai…” (Single Cot)
“..gaja teney ghumochhen”
“Uh, Kumbhokorno ar Surpanakha..juti mairi..ami kintu ar shojjo korte parbo na...”
BABA (Big Antique Sofa):
Singing Shyama Sangeet
“Shokoli tomari iccha
Icchamoi Tara tumi
Tomar karma tumi koro maa
Loke bole kori ami
Icchamoi Tara tumi”
“Bouma !!! Cha holo?”
RAMU:
“Ei..eitto hoye esheche Boro kotta”
BABA: “Ja bolechhis..hoye eshechhey
boiki. Aj ei shesh din amar toder
sathe. Kal thekey ei buro lok takey ar dekhtey hobey na toder.”
BORO
CHELE: “Erokom keno bolchho Baba?”
BABA: “Bolchhi ki ar michhi michhi.”
(Tint changes to sepia) - “Jobey thekey
toder Maa gotow hoyechhen, tobey
thekeyi amar mon tekey ni ei bari tey.”
BABA: “Tobey thekeyi porey achhi ei
dhulor modhye.”
BABA: “Keu pochheyo na amake.”
BABA: “Tai chollam ami!”
RAMU (in background):
“Buro ki bolchey re? Chollo?”
RAMU:
“Chollen kothae Boro Kotta?”
BABA: “Jekhane jachhi amader moto
lokeder kodor achhey…shonman achey…toder
moto..”
SHOPKEEPER: “Ashun Ashun!”
Shopkeeper welcomes a customer inside the shop.
BABA: “Oi dakh.. [camera starts moving
from Shopkeeper back to Sofa]
oi..mone hochhey..eshey geche..”
SHOPKEEPER (showing the revolving chair):
“Ei dekhun notun maal. Brand New!”
SHOPKEEPER
(in background): “Dekhun..dekhun..touch korun..touch korun..”
CHOTO
BOUMA: “Do you like what you see?”
CLIENT:
“Hmm..kharap na..ta koto discount deben etar jonye?”
CHOTO
BOUMA: “Discount? Amar oporey? Fuck You Dude!”
RAMU:
“Ei boudi Khishti dilo re..”
BABA: “Ram Ram Ram Ram Ram Ram..”
CLIENT: “Achha ota chharun..shob thekey beshi discount kontar oporey
ache?”
SHOPKEEPER:
“Eitto ..ei dekhun..”
SHOPKEEPER:
“..original teakwood, vintage looks..”
SHOPKEEPER:
“..ekta besh roishy byapar ache. Ki bolun?..60%..”
CLIENT:
“Discount??!!”
SHOPKEEPER:
“Aggey hyan…”
SHOPKEEPER
(in background): “..pack korey dei?”
CLIENT:
“Pack..and Post”
ACT II
[Bhojpuri remix "Patli Kamariya" playing in background. Baba Sofa opens his eyes slowly as if in a trance. Sees half naked girls dancing and one big fat guy fully sloshed dancing with them under bright disco lights]
Sofa:
3(a)Dialogue1: Ami kothaye?
3(b)Dialogue2: Ki hocche?
3(c)Dialogue3: Era kara?
Sofa - "E ki? Era to pagol!"
Sofa- Nana, naanaa, naaaah...! (while PK
walks towards him)
LOUD scream from sofa "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
(2 seconds - No music. Black Screen. Twisting sound of old spring after PK sits
on sofa)
(Girl
coming towards sofa)
Sofa:"Ei, edike na bolchi. Edike
na!"
Sofa:"Bosho na ma. Amar boyosh
hoyeche"
(When
girl sits on sofa)
Sofa:"Na na naaa ...
Bachaooooo"
