O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
A midnight fox on a Rapunzel trail,
With the hunger of a sponge…
Came prying with light yellow steps,
Brute! She is on her thongs!
Is she here to kill me or eat me?
Or seduce me with her songs?
She is sultry, she is mysterious,
She is everything promiscuous…
Shall I give in to her, or shall I frown?
For sins of my past, must I really drown?
O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
A midnight fox on a Rapunzel trail,
With the hunger of a sponge…
Came prying with light yellow steps,
Brute! She is on her thongs!
Is she here to kill me or eat me?
Or seduce me with her songs?
She is sultry, she is mysterious,
She is everything promiscuous…
Shall I give in to her, or shall I frown?
For sins of my past, must I really drown?
O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
O hio hio ho! Ohio hio
